From: Edward
Osk.. <eosk...@lib.drury.edu>
To: vnestico@izzy.net
Subject: telemarketing
Date: Monday, April 21, 1997 4:14 AM
Dear Sir:
My name
is Edward Osk..., and I am 20 years old, and I'm going to school at
Drury
College, this is a private undergraduate school in Springfield,
Missouri. This school is extremely expensive,($14,750 a year). I
graduated at the top of my class in high school, so I got a lot of
scholarships to go to Drury. My freshmen year turned out to be a
disaster, partially because of the new found freedom and for
joining a fraternity, I lost my scholarships, and was forced to come up
with a lot of money that I needed to go to Drury. Telemarketing has
allowed me to do that, and continue my education. You web page makes me
absolutely sick, what you don't realize is that there are people who
are trying to make money, to eat, to live and to educate.
When you make web pages like
these, it hurts me. I know you probably don't give a shit, but I think
your
a f**king ass hole. I think your
compulsive
and a hate monger. To spend this much time on a anti telemarketing web
page,
clearly shows a your obsessive need for attention. I hope you rot in
hell
for making fun of all the hard work I've
put
in to get an education.
Ed Osk...
Our member then sent the following response back to the sender (with a copy to us).
Eddie,
Do you
think I am supposed to feel sorry for you because you wanted to join a
frat and get drunk off of your ass
instead of do your school work?
If you would have done the right thing in the first place, then you
would
not have had to resort to telemarketing and making other people's lives
miserable. People like you should be ashamed of themselves.
BTW, if this is really your phone number and address, then you are
pretty stupid too.
Vince Nestico
Well... Vince really rattled
our
hero, The Junk Call Knight.
So Sir Nuisance wrote back the
following,
to which we responded -
On 04/28/97
00:45:00 Ed Osk... <eosk...@lib.drury.edu> wrote:
| Eddie: |
Dear Vinny, First things first,
don't
ever call me Eddie,... |
| PCI: | Dear Snukums, ... You have a problem with the moniker 'Eddie', but no problem calling others (that you don't know) a "f**king asshole". So, 'Snukums' seems appropriate for you in light of your sensitivity to your own name, as well as your willingness to dish it out / collateral inability to 'take it'. Now, I will allow me to comment on your note to 'Vinny': |
| Eddie: |
... there are only two people that can call me that [Eddie] and you are definately not one of them. |
| PCI: |
Who are they? Come-on Snukums; tell us...
we
really want to know. |
| Eddie: |
Second of all, you confirmed the fact
that
you are a common idiot by stereotyping fraternity (not
frat)
men. |
| PCI: |
True...Hey Vinny - you
made
a big mistake in refering to Snukums as a man. |
| Eddie: |
I don't drink or abuse any other
kind
of substance. |
| PCI: |
But as a telemarketer you do abuse the
fundamental
right of air breathing mammals to be left alone by those they seek not
to
associate with. |
| Eddie: |
I am a Knight of the Sigma Nu International Fraternity,... |
| PCI: |
Oooh ... A real knight. Is your statue next Churchill's. Or are you a make-believe knight? Are you also an astronaut, pirate, or space ranger of Sigma Nu? |
| Eddie: |
a fraternity that has gave us men like
Harrison
Ford,Johnny Morris, Loyd Bensen, Pat Riley, Bob Barker, and many others
who
affect our lives everyday. |
| PCI: |
Ya... True giants in American History;
like
Jefferson, Rosa Parks, Salk. Hey, didn't Lloyd Benson loose to that mental midget, Dan Quayle? (I don't know Lloyd Benson, but Snukums, you're no Lloyd Benson!) |
| Eddie: |
This fraternity, has been doing nothing
but
good for thiscountry for more than 125 years. Don't call it a frat, it has brought more honor, than you every could dream of. |
| PCI: | Gee wiz... who could think that a bunch
of
knights riding around, fighting for Mother England were anything, if
not
honorable. (No really, I believe you... you are a knight or pirate or
astronaut
or space ranger or whatever you want us to think you are). By the way;
you
should meet Ronald Regan. He thinks he's Trigger, the Wonder
Horse. |
| Eddie: |
I don't need you to tell me to do my homework, either. I had the trustees scholarship of Drury. Only two people get that scholarship a year. |
| PCI: |
Well good for you. |
| Eddie: |
USA Today called Drury College, "The Harvardof the Midwest", in one of it's issues in 1996. |
| PCI: |
Really... The Wall Street Journal (6/24/91) said I was, "a telemarketer's worst nightmare". (Get your little blue blanket.) |
| Eddie: |
So no I don't want your sympathy, if I wanted sympathy you would be the last person I would ask. So don't flatter yourself. |
| PCI: |
Ya, I just talked to Vinny. He's an emotional wreck... he feels sooo bad for you. |
| Eddie: |
And by the way some of your info on your web page it wrong so I would go over it really carefully. And trust me I know, because MCI would be braking the law every day of the year, and they would have been caught by now if they were really doing something wrong. |
| PCI: |
Pal you haven't got a clue... Maybe when
you
grow up you'll figure things out... NEWS FLASH: There is no Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and (sorry) St. Nicholas is dead. |
| Eddie: |
The reason I know this is because I work for Telequest, the Third Party Verification company for MCI. |
| PCI: |
I'm aware of your employer... In fact, we used to get unsolicited reports from a Telequest employee regarding some of the crap it pulls on its employees and the public. |
| Eddie: |
I'm going to let you find out what it is, but rest assured it's wrong. |
| PCI: |
And I'll post this on my website. You won't mind your privacy being violated, will you? After all, you are a telemarketer. |