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He works a fast-food job (drive-by meals).
He's a telemarketer (drive-by marketing).
He seems prone to violence.
He's The Drive-by Telemarketing Guy

A Private Citizen member received the following email.
(Our member has the nation's most popular anti-telemarketing website.)  

"DyrtyDoggy" <...@panther2.pen.eiu.edu> on 02/12/98 07:34:25 PM
To: AnTi-TeLeMaRkEtEr@uSa.NeT
cc: (bcc: Vince Nestico/Fisher)
Subject:
 
HEEYY VINCE!!
   
        I  UNDERSTAND  THAT YOU  MAY  BE  QUITE  THE  POPULAR  MOTHERF**KER,  BUT I'M NOT TOO IMPRESSED. IT TAKES A HELL  OF  A  MAN  TO  KNOCK  SOMEONE  FOR  DOING THIER  JOB.  BY  THE WAY,  WHAT  THE  HELL  DO  YOU  DO  FOR  A  LIVING,  OR  DO  YOU JUST  F**K WITH PEOPLE  CRAZY ENOUGH TO GET VERY PISSED  OFF  WHEN  YOU  INVOLVE YOURSELF IN THIER  CHOICE  OF  WORK. 

        I  CAN  GUARANTEE  YOU  THAT  YOU  HAVE  NO IDEA  ABOUT WHO IS PISSED OFF AT WHO  HERE.  FOR  I  HAVE  WORKED  BOTH  FAST  FOOD AND  TELEMARKETING  AND  LET  ME  TELL  YOU....  YOU  THINK  YOU  HATE  US?  GUESS AGAIN  A**HOLE!!  YOU  PEOPLE  ARE  SUCH  PRICKS.  WE  LET  YOU  GO  ABOUT  DOING YOUR  BULLS**T  JOBS,  BUT  YET  WE  DO  NOT  FEEL  THE  NEED  TO  MAKE  A  F**KING  WEB SITE  ABOUT  HOW  PISSED  OFF  WE  ARE  ABOUT  THE  JOBS  YOU  ARE  DOING.  SO  AS  FAR

        AS  I'M  CONCERNED, YOU A**HOLES WHO DON'T HAVE THE COMMON DECENCY TO  ADMIT TO  YOURSELVES  THAT  ALL  WE  ARE  DOING  IS  OUR  JOBS  JUST  THE  SAME  AS  THE  REST OF YOU (WE DO IT BECAUSE IT IS WHAT WE ARE PAID TO DO) CAN  S**K  MY  D**K,  AND IF YOU  EVER  COME  ANYWHERE  NEAR  MY  AREA  OF  BUSINESS  I  WILL  BREAK  YOU  IN HALF. "I'LL  SEND YOU HOME IN A BODY BAG, AND THOUGH YOU COULD HAVE HAD A LONGER  LIFE,  IT  JUST  ENDS  UP  A  F**KING  DRAG."

YOURS  TRULY,
PISSED  OFF

P.S.   DO  YOU  WANT  TO  KNOW  IF  I'M  BLUFFING  OR  NOT

His email address indicates that this person attends Eastern Illinois University.  
So we forwarded it to:
To: Vice President Hencken
Eastern Illinois University     217-581-5000
c/o: csfmcl@eiu.edu

The following correspondence was received by one of my associates and forwarded to me for dispositioning. If upon your investigation, further evidence indicates which specific individual was responsible for sending his message, I trust your institution will take steps to separate that person from your student body.

The threats to health, safety and life contained in the instant message was sent to a resident outside of the state of Illinois. Thus, this matter may have federal consequences as well.
 
Bob Bulmash - Private Citizen, Inc.
http://private-citizen.com


And then we sent the following to our drive-by friend:

Dear Mr. Doggy,

Since you are the only person I know who is a fast food, telemarketing professional that makes death threats via interstate telephone lines (a violation of Title 47 of the United States Code section 223 [$50,000 and/or 6 months] as well as the Criminal Code of Illinois), I have a question for you.

As a telemarketer; when you make 'courtesy calls', do you offer fries with that body bag?

I hope you feel better soon... and hold the lettuce, wouldya buddy?

So what does bright-boy do?... he sends this back to our member:

From:    Adam Scott <@hotmail.com>
To:        AnTi-TeLeMaRkEtEr@uSa.NeT <AnTi-TeLeMaRkEtEr@uSa.NeT>
Date:     Tuesday, February 17, 1998 4:01 AM
Subject:: stupid sack of shit

VINNIE, VINNIE

        YOU  REALLY  ARE  A  DUMB-SONOFABITCH  AREN'T  YOU?  DO  YOU  REALLY  THINK THAT  I  WOULD  THREATEN  YOUR  LIFE  IN  FRONT  OF  PEOPLE?  THAT  WASN'T  A THREAT  YOU  A**HOLE.  THAT  WAS  A  LINE  FROM  A  POEM  I  WROTE  THAT  I  THOUGHT YOU  MIGHT  ENJOY.  AND  AS  WE  BOTH  KNOW  SENDING  POETRY  ACROSS  E-MAIL  IS NOT  A  CRIME.  SO  VINNIE...  YOU  CAN  KISS  MY  ASS. 

        BY  THE  WAY  MR.  DYRTY DID  NOT  SEND  YOU  THAT  LAST  LETTER.  I  DID  NOT  HAPPEN  TO  HAVE  MY  OWN ACCOUNT  AT  THE  TIME,  SO  I  WAS  USING  HIS.  SORRY  FOR  THE  CONFUSION.  BUT NOW  YOU  CAN  WRITE  ME  ANYTIME  YOU  FEEL  LIKE  IT.  VINCE  I  PLAN  ON  BEING HERE  TO  F **K  WITH  YOU  AS  LONG  AS  YOU  PLAN  ON  BEING  HERE  AT  ALL.  PLEASE FUCK WITH  ME  VINCE. 

        ALL  YOU  HAVE  DONE  SO  FAR  IS  SHOW  ME  EXACTLY  HOW MUCH  OF  A  DUMB  BASTARD  YOU  REALLY  ARE.  WRITE  ME  BACK  VINCE.  I'M  STILL TRYING  TO  FIGURE  OUT  IF  YOU  GRADUATED  HIGH  SCHOOL  YET.  THE  MORE  YOU WRITE  THE  EASIER  IT  WILL  BE  FOR  ME  TO  TELL. 

LOVE  YA  MAURICECANE.

PS  ITS  NOT MY FAULT YOU DONT APPRECIATE POETRY YOU UNCULTURED F**K.