Use this on your answering machine while you eat dinner.       Play this into the phone when telemarketers begin pitching.     John Wayne's comment after hanging up on a junk call.      Interrupt a telemarketer with a personal question.       Offer a telemarketer your personal insight.       The last word from a good telemarketer.   Link    Bob Arkow's 'Fun with Telemarketers' website.

 

Idea:

If you answer a phone and hear anything like a telemarketer, say the following:  "You're the sixth caller to WKBX radio. Just answer this question to win $25,0000.   Who was the first United States president?"     When he says "George Washington", tell him he won the $25,000.    Ask for his name, address and phone number.   Then tell him to go home immediately to receive a confirmation call.    THEN HANG UP!